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Hi I'm Nikki but you can call me Cakey and I like Valve games.
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Posted on 24th Apr at 5:39 PM, with 3,051 notes
ampullae:

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

i still have not found my berriesBUTi found this

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ampullae:

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

i still have not found my berries
BUT
i found this

licks

Tagged: #FUCK, #thanks lins,
Posted on 24th Apr at 5:36 PM, with 1 note

Reading the tags on my Kermit drawing and I’m??? I’m laughing holy shit, people want prints of it. If only.

Idk you’re free to use that drawing for personal stuff (like printing it out and framing it in you or your friends house) as long as you don’t profit off of it.

Just ask me before using it because I want to know what things people are doing with that drawing so I can laugh with you.

Tagged: #rambling,
Posted on 24th Apr at 10:57 AM, with 7 notes
1shimaru:

someone teach me how to sew better
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1shimaru:

someone teach me how to sew better

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:14 AM, with 401 notes
Naruto Characters and Swearing

kushina:

I was thinking about this earlier so I’m gonna make it into a post

Naruto: Swears a lot, like a lot a lot.  He calls his friends “fucker” and “asshole” like they’re terms of endearments, which they kind of are to him. He doesn’t swear in front of Tsunade because she will box his ears, even though she’s just as bad. Naruto will sometimes say “Damn it!” in class and Iruka has to take him outside and lecture him even though he realizes it’s a lost cause. He never writes him up though. Naruto has never swore at Sakura, and never will. Sasuke has occasionally thought that Naruto has forgotten his name because he only gets referred to as “bastard” or “asshole”. 

Sasuke: He pretends he’s above such “common language” and often tells Naruto that the fact that he relies on swearing shows a lack of vocabulary and lack of whit. However, Sasuke swears when he is really pissed off or really embarrassed. His go to phrase is “Fuck off.” One time when he stubbed his toe at home he yelled shit and his mom heard him, and the look of shock on her face made him sorry about it for weeks. He still feels guilty sometimes. 

Sakura: One time she called Sasori a piece of shit motherfucker in the cafeteria and literally everyone stopped talking. It was really big school news. Naruto was home sick that day and he regrets not going to school with every fiber of his being. Sakura’s go to phrase is “Shut the hell up” 

Ino: When she’s hanging out with Sakura, Hinata and Tenten not so much, unless she’s talking about some douchebag dude. When Ino hangs out with Kiba and Naruto she’s just as bad as the rest of them. Frequently calls Shikamaru a Lazy Ass. 

Chouji: Never. When he was in the fifth grade he heard Kiba say shit and he went home and asked his mom what it meant, and she took away his PS2 for three days. He really wanted to play Jak and Dexter. It was a hard three days. 

Shikamaru: He really only ever says damn. Damn it, Damn you guys, Damn. His usual reaction to seeing Temari is Daaaaaammmmmmmnnnn but he doesn’t say that out loud

Kiba: Like a sailor. It’s sooo bad. Worse than Naruto, and his mom doesn’t give a shit so he doesn’t even curb it in front of his parents. It makes Shino wince whenever he goes over because that would not fly in his household. The indication that Kiba is about to cry in a movie is him going “Shit man” in a really wobbly voice. Comes up with really creative insults that make Naruto laugh and Hinata embarrassed. Neji is so disgusted.

Hinata: Her parents say heck. She didn’t know what the f word was until she started hanging out with Kiba. She still blushes when he says fuck more than 5 times in 1 minute. She reprimands him from behind her hand, he doesn’t stop.

Shino:  One time he said “fuck you guys” when Naruto and the guys hung out when he was out of town and everyone was freaking out because they couldn’t tell if that was like a playful haha wow fuck you guys!! or a FUCK you guys. Whenever Shino swears (rarely) it makes everyone really nervous. 

Rock Lee: He never wants to insult anyone. Gai doesn’t swear and neither will he. Naruto payed Lee five dollars to say shit once and it was just so awkward for everyone involved. Lee bought Tenten and Neji snow cones with the money. 

Tenten: Doesn’t in casual conversation, but when she gets really frustrated or whenever she plays video games it slips out. Or whenever she hurts herself on accident, which happened more in middle school but less now. Often walks in on Lee/Naruto/Kiba or some combination of the three and yells “What the hell are you idiots doing?” Tenten is mom.

Neji: He also has the attitude that Sasuke has where he is “above” such language, but is one of those ones that mutters strings of curses under his breath when he thinks no one can hear. Naruto heard him once and he was honestly spooked. 

I can’t believe I spent time on this. 

Posted on 23rd Apr at 11:13 PM, with 2 notes
Goodnight!

tonight was an accomplishment

Tagged: #drowns in notes,
Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:59 PM, with 67 notes
Artwork

ramika:

"There had never been that much to see
At the end of our rainbow
Humidity and last sun beams
In a vacant lot”

Tagged: #sick jamz,
Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:49 PM, with 3,051 notes
OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE
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OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:16 PM, with 184,409 notes
Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:23 PM, with 35,344 notes
chauvinistsushi:

hannigraham:

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree


YEEEEEEEEEEEES

chauvinistsushi:

hannigraham:

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

Tagged: #creepy,
Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:22 PM, with 1 note

someone who likes breaking bad give me your snapchat i just did a thing

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